Where's My Pants??

Pants is the answer!

Eyerait — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 03:53:25 +0000

Found this while Googling our podcast to remind myself just how unpopular we really are. Turns out I was wrong...

I did not do this. I swear.

Song 1 – Where’s My Pants? The Dix Mix

Eyerait — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 07:19:31 +0000

Where the hell is Where's My Pants? Who cares? We've still got something for you: our first song.

The Dix Mix is a kick ass techno tune featuring highlights from Episode 1. Download it. Listen to it. Play it at parties.

Then clean yourself up and get the hell out.

Episode 4 – Get That Man a Ribbon!

dangermonkey — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 18:30:19 +0000

Dangermonkey, Eyerait and Steve discuss awareness ribbons and attempt to promote awareness for syndromes they feel are getting the shaft. Unfortunately, Steve is traumatized in the process.

Image by adria.richards via Flickr

Links from the Podcast:

Courtesy of Steve's Chotch Bag

The Six-Titted Monster may need a ribbon. Or a button with a Pete Rose haircut. Dangermonkey will pin it to your man-tits.
Top 10 Bizarre Medical Anomalies - People that definitely need ribbons.
Awareness Ribbon Colors and Meanings - The incestuous world of awareness colors.
ThePinPeople.com - If you really want a Brazilian Women's Ass Awareness ribbon, you can make one here.

Episode 3 – Toot Toot on That Caboose!

dangermonkey — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 03:38:41 +0000

Dangermonkey, Eyerait, and Steve talk about everyone's favorite topic: sex scandals. Also, Dangermonkey and Eyerait learn about Steve's true feelings for a certain celebrity.

Image by josephleenovak via Flickr

Links from the Podcast:

10 Most Notorious Sex Scandals in Hollywood History (Nerve.com) - they's nasty.
Golden Girls Central - the the latest on the happening of America's favorite geriatric sluts, dead or alive.
Official Website of Ted Haggard - which, surprising, says nothing of his love of cock.
Catherine the Great: Anatomy of a Rumor (Psychology Today) - why people like to start rumors about royalty and their love of the equine.

Episode 2 – Get these balls, Earthquakes!

dangermonkey — Mon, 10 May 2010 02:26:22 +0000

Dangermonkey, Eyerait, and Steve investigate the fascination with earthquakes and discuss contingency plans for the impending apocalypse.

Image by nosha via Flickr

Links from the podcast:

US Geological Survey Earthquake Statistics 2000-2010 - Look, mom. Even the government says, "Meh. Happens all the time."
@WheresItShaking - And confirmation from the frontlines of journalism, in 140 characters or less: Twitter. "Eating a veggie panini from Panera, and a 3.5 just hit eastern Zimbabwe."
U.S. company plans doomsday bunkers - Chinese news site marvels at the wonders of capitalism: the rich can survive Armageddon
Vivos - the Neiman Marcus of long-term survival shelters
2012Supplies.com - and the Big Lots of survival supplies

Episode 1 – Cockcentric Impetus

dangermonkey — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 03:25:16 +0000

Dangermonkey, Eyerait, and Steve discuss Chatroulette, personal limits on the internet, and the why there are so many dicks on the internet.

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UPDATE: It's official, because Reuters says so:

Woman striving to be world's heaviest

or copy and paste this URL into your address bar:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6584WO20100609

Either way, bitch is crazy.

-Eyerait

Yet another UPDATE:
Chatroulette Plans Penis-Recognition Algorithm to Block Pervy Users

So, yeah. Where's My Pants? is making a difference, one dick joke at a time.

-Eyerait