Where's My Pants

Episode 4 - Get That Man a Ribbon!

2010-08-17T18:30:19Z

Dangermonkey, Eyerait and Steve discuss awareness ribbons and attempt to promote awareness for syndromes they feel are getting the shaft. Unfortunately, Steve is traumatized in the process.

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Links from the Podcast:

Courtesy of Steve's Chotch Bag
The Six-Titted Monster may need a ribbon. Or a button with a Pete Rose haircut. Dangermonkey will pin it to your man-tits.
Top 10 Bizarre Medical Anomalies - People that definitely need ribbons.
Awareness Ribbon Colors and Meanings - The incestuous world of awareness colors.
ThePinPeople.com - If you really want a Brazilian Women's Ass Awareness ribbon, you can make one here.

Episode 3 - Toot Toot on That Caboose!

2010-06-23T03:38:41Z

Dangermonkey, Eyerait, and Steve talk about everyone's favorite topic: sex scandals. Also, Dangermonkey and Eyerait learn about Steve's true feelings for a certain celebrity.

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Links from the Podcast:

10 Most Notorious Sex Scandals in Hollywood History (Nerve.com) - they's nasty.
Golden Girls Central - the the latest on the happening of America's favorite geriatric sluts, dead or alive.
Official Website of Ted Haggard - which, surprising, says nothing of his love of cock.
Catherine the Great: Anatomy of a Rumor (Psychology Today) - why people like to start rumors about royalty and their love of the equine.

Episode 2 - Get these balls, Earthquakes!

2010-05-10T02:26:22Z

Dangermonkey, Eyerait, and Steve investigate the fascination with earthquakes and discuss contingency plans for the impending apocalypse.

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Links from the podcast:

US Geological Survey Earthquake Statistics 2000-2010 - Look, mom. Even the government says, "Meh. Happens all the time."
@WheresItShaking - And confirmation from the frontlines of journalism, in 140 characters or less: Twitter. "Eating a veggie panini from Panera, and a 3.5 just hit eastern Zimbabwe."
U.S. company plans doomsday bunkers - Chinese news site marvels at the wonders of capitalism: the rich can survive Armageddon
Vivos - the Neiman Marcus of long-term survival shelters
2012Supplies.com - and the Big Lots of survival supplies

Episode 1 - Cockcentric Impetus

2010-04-12T03:25:16Z

Dangermonkey, Eyerait, and Steve discuss Chatroulette, personal limits on the internet, and the why there are so many dicks on the internet.

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UPDATE: It's official, because Reuters says so:

Woman striving to be world's heaviest

or copy and paste this URL into your address bar:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6584WO20100609

Either way, bitch is crazy.

-Eyerait

Yet another UPDATE:

Chatroulette Plans Penis-Recognition Algorithm to Block Pervy Users

So, yeah. Where's My Pants? is making a difference, one dick joke at a time.

-Eyerait