About the podcast:Where's My Pants is an introspective journey through news and culture from the viewpoints of three professional jackasses. They discuss the outer leg (the macrocosm of news and issues), the inner leg - (reflections on the microcosm), and the crotch (the inevitable dick jokes).
About the hosts:Eyerait is a man of many talents, but a dick at all of them. Over the years, he's been many things: garbage collector, line cook, lawn care specialist, homeless, sales rep, father, soldier, and EMT. Currently, he has tricked his employer into paying him for web and database development. On the side, he writes and makes films, but nothing you might have seen. And for that, he hates you. For hobbies, he has severe ADHD, a mild touch of OCD, and likes long walks in the park.
It is this eclectic life experience that he uses to come to snap judgments on everything. And he is right 99.9% of the time. Don't believe that? Ask him. He'll tell you.
He writes a blog called "
Eyerait: My blog and shit..." and hopes to someday be left alone.
Dangermonkey is a professional web geek by day, and a complete nutcase all the other times. But she's getting better now, or so her psychiatrist tells her. She also has some ADHD, but can keep her's in check with healthy doses of procrastination and misdirected motivation. This has led her to dabble in a variety of artistic endeavors, but in short bursts as her attention span is next to non-existent.
For half a day, she was a revolutionary and a protester. She never left the house though to go to an actual protest.
You can find her at her blog (
MonkeyThoughts),
Twitter, and
Tumblr.
Steve doesn't do anything. Well, that's not true. Steve does many things, but nothing that results in monetary gain. These include: attempting to play a variety of musical instruments, shooting things with guns, and failing miserably at repairing electronic devices. A self-proclaimed Renaissance Man, Steve knows a lot about many things. Unfortunately, most of his knowledge will be useless to you unless you're his Trivial Pursuit partner. He is an avid gamer, comic book reader, movie/music snob, and he hates most things that you probably like. Steve is more awesome than Eyerait..... Steve did not write this.